Magic Diet Powder Poised to Take Over The World
According to an article in SlashFood, the magic diet crystals of Sensa will soon be offered for sale in Canada, Mexico, Britain and Germany. Watch out, world: our crazy-ass fake products are coming for YOU!
According to the manufacturers of Sensa, if you sprinkle these magic crystals on your food before you eat it, it will heighten the smell of the food. According to them, the more strongly a food smells, the faster you feel full. Presto, you eat less, and lose tons of weight with no effort!
(Oh America, your love for schemes that promise to make you lose weight with no effort is so embarrassing sometimes.)
According to the manufacturers of Sensa, if you sprinkle these magic crystals on your food before you eat it, it will heighten the smell of the food. According to them, the more strongly a food smells, the faster you feel full. Presto, you eat less, and lose tons of weight with no effort!
(Oh America, your love for schemes that promise to make you lose weight with no effort is so embarrassing sometimes.)
