Editorial or Note to Stupid Hipsters who Beg for Beer and Pot Money on the Street:
Hey, Hipsters. I have a question for you. Why should I give you my hard-earned money when you are too lazy to work?
Your clothes are nicer than mine, your stupid little hand-woven hat retails for $40, you still have enough spare cash on hand to make little novelty purchases like your f-ing gnome, and you aren’t even creative enough to write an unusual sign. Despite your show of racial diversity, I am unlikely to offer you handouts or choose to feed you for free even if you're not a Trustafarian.
